A little US political humor
The November election is just around the corner. The
US political season is in full swing and so are the political jokes. The one below is of course by Republicans - apparently a dig at Democrats on the recently concluded Democratic Convention.
4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
4:05 PM – Singing of “God Damn America” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:30 PM – Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire – Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM – Jesse Jackson Leads Castrati Choir in Singing “Great Balls of Fire”
5:15 PM – John Edwards Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite from Hotel Bathroom
12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama via Text Message Sent by Scarlett Johanson
Very cute.
Well, after reading that and musing at Republicans’ audacity to write any jokes after 8 years of the comedian called George W Bush, I decided to come up with my list on the Republicans and their convention scheduled next wee. Actually, it wasn’t too hard to compile a list, given the jokes provided by Republicans the last 8 years.
Enjoy!
4:00 PM – 4:10PM Opening Ceremony – Bush burning the Constitution with fire imported from the Iraqi oil fields.
4:10PM – 4:15PM Singing of “God Bless Whining Americans” by Senator Phil Gramm and wife Wendy Gramm.
4:15 - 4:30PM Tips on dodging Friendly Fire on a hunting trip – Dick Cheney
4:45 PM – 5:00PM Senator Larry Craig enters stage tapping to the tune “I am not gay and never have been gay”
5:00 PM – 12:00 AM Workshop on Family Values and “Value Pack” deals in the Free Market Global Economy.
Speakers include:
The Reverend Ted Haggard on how to get value pack deals in the US on crack cocaine and male prostitutes.
Rush Limbaugh on how to ‘score’ big (or small depending on your preference) deals on Oxycotton, Viagra and under age sex in the global economy – especially in the emerging market of The Dominican Republic – soon to be named “The Dominican Republican Getaway”.
… and finally,
Senator David Vitter’s brief presentation on how to avoid diaper rash while ‘working’ with a hooker.
12:00 AM - Official Nomination of McCain announced with a spectacular video presentation of great ball of orange mushroom cloud on the big screen and the song “Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran” in the background.
